Phew! It's been so long since I last posted because I've been buried under mountains of snow. But now that I've dug myself out, I can finally share a warning that I've been desperately trying to get to the world.
DON'T BELIEVE THE TRICK GLOBAL WARMING IS PLAYING!!
So by now, most scientists agree that some temperatures will drop in parts of the world as the first phase of Global Warming. They also agree that this is just to get everyone to invest in really thick coats and super comfortable blankets (Snuggies = first sign of the coming Apocalypse). Then, once everyone is bundled up from head to toe, Global Warming will kick in at full force and everyone will suffer heat strokes and die.
Now, you guys (in a gender neutral sense) have been doing really well keeping up the fight against Global Warming by investing in alternative energy and supporting new technologies as evidenced by the success of the Volt and the Leaf and other plug-in hybrids. But this recent Snow-pocalypspe should not make you drop your guard. I know it's cold, but you need to turn your heat off (which shouldn't be hard for those of you with no power, thanks for taking one for the team!) and continue to take a stand against Global Warming!
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